Statutory Warning – Sarcasm is not for people with common sense; it’s so uncommon for the common ones to actually handle it. Sarcasm could be injurious to the health of both, the one who is vomiting it out, as well as, the one who is diagnosing it. So be extra careful before you proceed further.
If you are still making an attempt to go through the blog, then either you took the statutory warning too lightly or else you are over smart. I mean, over and above the smart ones. Well, in both the cases the blogger do not care. But still in public interest, those with weak hearts please please please keep away from this blog, as it is one of those things that your doctor advice you “not to come in contact with”. So read further at your own risk (no pun intended).
It seems as if you have made up your mind (If you have one; Note: I am mindless), to bear this blog. Well, in that case, let me wish you once (mind it, not many wishes flow from this side), for being so courageous. With utmost disrespect, towards all those, who are having the itch to kick me hard, sorry guys you will be disappointed because I am thick-skinned. You know rhinoceros skin right? If not, then also none of my problem. Go and figure it out.
So what exactly is Sarcasm? Let us first check what the dictionary has to say about ‘Sarcasm’ – “Witty language used to convey insults or scorn, esp. saying one thing but implying the opposite”. [Courtesy: Word Web, the free version (emphasis laid on the word free)].
As per my impersonal views “Sarcasm is one of the most intelligent form of language, which is dipped into wittiness from head to toe, for conveying something, in a form that is not intended to be gulped in the same way as it is served”. Got it? No? Then continue reading it, till you get it…Over and Out!!!
Sarcasm is mostly misunderstood as a synonym for being rude; especially by those who fail to get the essence out of it. Sarcasm is a rare, difficult and a courageous talent. It is not about talking at the back (by no means, it should be construed that I wanted to use the word ‘bitching’ here). But rather Sarcasm is all about talking on the face. Sarcasm is not about making fun of the disabilities, caste, creed, colour etcetera, all this indeed tantamount to be a cowardice act. Mind it, one who is coward at heart can never be sarcastic or take sarcasm, in its real sense. “Carry Sarcasm if you have the guts, don’t get carried away by those who are in gut”.
With undue respect to all those, who think that a sarcastic statement has no worth if others do not understand it, do remember that a Sarcastic Gem is happy if their sarcasm is being understood, but at the same time (11.59 A.M. as of now), they are happier if it is being misunderstood too. For your unkind information, a sarcastic person never begs people to understand their sarcasm. On the contrary, a Sarcastic Soul enjoys more when people fail to dissect the hidden intention behind their words. As only a goldsmith knows the true worth of gold, in the same way, a true fan of sarcasm knows the real worth of a Sarcastic Soul. The pleasure of a sarcastic orgasm called ‘Sargasm’ can only be experienced by the person who knows what it takes to be Sarcastic.
“Being Sarcastic is an Attitude of Latitude”. The essence of Sarcasm could be understood only when one is able to make out the true intention of the person behind it. Without knowing the intentions, there is a high probability that one may feel offended with a sarcastic statement. The word ‘chance’ was earlier used instead of ‘probability’ in the last statement, but it was deliberately replaced, to give a hint that the blogger did study ‘Probability’ in the school days. So guys, just chill and do keep in mind (come on, now I know you have a mind, probably working too), that without applying your brain do not jump on to conclusions. What we see, hear etcetera have to be first analysed by the brain keeping in mind “the intentions of the person behind it”, and then only we can reach a fair enough conclusion.
The conclusion word above reminded me that it is the time for me to conclude this blog. Still 11.59 A.M??? Grrrrr is the clock malfunctioning or is it that the time has realised that I am ‘None’. Awe…Are you guys thinking that why this blog even came to an end? At least say yes for devil’s sake. Well, do not get disappointed because we can very well switch on to the sarcastic mode, as and when we desire. Did I just say ‘disappointed’? Really? I think I have lost it. How can I even think that except me anyone will be concerned about the blog’s end? Anyway, guys enjoy the sarcasm and stop taking people in wrong sense because that is nonsense (Wow, wrong sense – nonsense, indeed rhymes).
Kudos to all those, who have taken the pain to travel the journey of this Sarcastic blog, especially after getting discouraged so brutally, and special thanks for being present till the climax Aka ‘Sargasm’.
All you “Sarcastic Souls” out there feel privileged for being a member of the elite club. However, better beware; as the haters of sarcasm are ready to welcome you with an unfriendly kiss Oops kick. Told you that it’s time for me to wind up the blog, see now I have started making mistakes too.
Take a very good care of yourself. Love to all!